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  • 07-29-2010, 03:47 AM
    JJ4EVER

    30 Rock Quotes Thread #1: It's always smiles time in here!

    Post your favorite 30 Rock quotes!
  • 07-28-2010, 10:26 PM
    Gossip_Addict

    30 Rock Quotes Thread #1: It's always smiles time in here!

    Wow, where do I begin? :lol:

    Kenneth: No sir, I don't vote Democrat or Republican. Choosing is a sin, so I always just write in the Lord's name!
    Jack: Those are Republican. We count those.

    Liz: Why are you wearing a tux?
    Jack: It's after six. What am I, a farmer?

    I'll be back with more later.
  • 07-26-2010, 09:22 PM
    sheridon

    30 Rock Quotes Thread #1: It's always smiles time in here!

    Gladys Knight: Hello! I'm trying to take a nap! Whats going on around here?
    Tracy: Nothing Gladys Knight. Sorry. Sorry everyone.
  • 07-26-2010, 06:28 PM
    wanderer78

    30 Rock Quotes Thread #1: It's always smiles time in here!

    Liz: You ready for Larry King Live tonight?
    Tracy: You know it. I cursed for 3 hours straight just to get it out of my system, you dumb bitch.
  • 07-26-2010, 05:50 PM
    perrygraham

    30 Rock Quotes Thread #1: It's always smiles time in here!

    Kenneth: Miss Lemon, may I speak with you?
    Liz: Sure. Can you walk and talk?
    Kenneth: Uh... usually, but now you got me thinking about it.
  • 07-26-2010, 05:16 PM
    beth bluth

    30 Rock Quotes Thread #1: It's always smiles time in here!

    Jack: When I was your age, I was putting myself through college in Boston paddling swan boats for the tourists.
    Kenneth: Is that a euphemism for some kind of sex worker?
  • 07-26-2010, 04:05 PM
    ?Demily

    30 Rock Quotes Thread #1: It's always smiles time in here!

    :yay: This is gonna be my favorite thread
  • 07-26-2010, 03:36 PM
    JJ4EVER

    30 Rock Quotes Thread #1: It's always smiles time in here!

    "Celebrity snuff. Reality content made exclusively for your mobile phone: Oh what's that? MC Lyte just murdered Danny Bonaduce? Thanks, PHONE."

    Devon ftw
  • 07-26-2010, 01:19 PM
    Gossip_Addict

    30 Rock Quotes Thread #1: It's always smiles time in here!

    Dot Com: Yo, Kenneth, we need to talk now.
    Kenneth: Oh, I've had this conversation before. You're marrying my mom, aren't you?

    Colleen: Tell him his mother's here! ...And she loves him! ...But not in a queer way!

    Kenneth: I like your top. I'm a real good sex person. I do it all the different ways.
    Angie: Uh-huh. Well, I don't have a husband any more, so... you can come over anytime.
    Kenneth: Oh, I will! I'll come over at night.
  • 07-26-2010, 12:14 PM
    Gossip_Addict

    30 Rock Quotes Thread #1: It's always smiles time in here!

    Jack: Thank you for telling me what I already know. You should work for the Huffington Post.
    ^I especially laugh at this because Alec writes fairly regularly for the Huffington Post :lol:

    Dr. Spacemen: Diabetes is quite serious. If left untreated, you could lose a foot.
    Tracy: Could I replace it with a wheel, like Rosie from The Jetsons?
    Dr. Spaceman: I suppose. But then you'd have to register as a motor vehicle.
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