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  • 07-20-2010, 03:02 AM
    RTFirefly

    Stupid Republican idea of the day

    Quote Originally Posted by MEBuckner View Post
    First they instituted a minimum wage, and I didn't speak up, because I wasn't making 25 cents a day.

    Then they instituted food stamps, and I didn't speak up, because I wasn't hungry.

    Then they instituted direct transfer payments for single mothers of young children, and I didn't speak up, because I wasn't a single mother of a young child.

    Then they instituted unemployment insurance, and I didn't speak up, because I'm not unemployed.

    Then they instituted social security for the elderly, and I didn't speak up, because I'm not old.

    And then they instituted universal single-payer health insurance, and there was no one left to speak up for me.
    Let this be a warning to us all.
  • 07-20-2010, 02:48 AM
    ArchiveGuy

    Stupid Republican idea of the day

    Well, as long as we're including Fox nincompoops, here's their morning show's Brian Kilmeade's take on keeping genetic pools pure.
  • 07-19-2010, 08:42 PM
    stolichnaya

    Stupid Republican idea of the day

    It takes a lot of work, that's why they are always reminding each other. "You're a 'brate American, Sean!" "Well, you're a 'brate American, Roger!"

    Remember, you can't gladhand without a spinal cord.
  • 07-19-2010, 07:52 PM
    Equipoise

    Stupid Republican idea of the day

    While I think that Jeb Bush is far, FAR more intelligent than his brother George, and he gives some surprisingly candid and honest answers in this interview with Tucker Carlson, he still can't help but lie when it comes to his brother.

    [QUOTE][My addtion: Tucker Carlson, on President Obama] Why is he so popular now?
    [Carlson's addition: A flash of agitation.] First of all, who cares? His popularity is no greater
  • 07-19-2010, 05:16 PM
    jayjay

    Stupid Republican idea of the day

    Quote Originally Posted by Really Not All That Bright View Post
    It's a series of coathangers twisted together to form a stiff braid. Laboriously inserted rectally every morning by Fox News interns.
    That explains SO MUCH!
  • 07-19-2010, 05:02 PM
    Really Not All That Bright

    Stupid Republican idea of the day

    Quote Originally Posted by Nametag View Post
    Whoa, whoa -- class aside, are you saying Hannity has a backbone or backbone-like structure?
    It's a series of coathangers twisted together to form a stiff braid. Laboriously inserted rectally every morning by Fox News interns.
  • 07-19-2010, 12:04 PM
    Maus Magill

    Stupid Republican idea of the day

    Quote Originally Posted by Nametag View Post
    Whoa, whoa -- class aside, are you saying Hannity has a backbone or backbone-like structure?
    Oh, he's got a backbone... as long as there is a Combes or other creature nearby which lacks one.
  • 07-19-2010, 11:26 AM
    Mighty_Girl

    Stupid Republican idea of the day

    [QUOTE=Frodo;11319553]I suppose i dont speak spanish then.

    Una lastima, la verdad, me pregunto que lenguaje he estado hablando por los ultimos 29 a
  • 07-19-2010, 09:10 AM
    OttoDaFe

    Stupid Republican idea of the day

    Quote Originally Posted by Nametag View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Really Not All That Bright View Post
    Comes after kingdom and before class.

    For example, humans are in the kingdom animalia (animals, duh), the phylum chordata (vertebrates and a few creatures with spine-like structures), and the class mammalia. Sean Hannity appears in the kingdom animalia, phylum chordata, and class douchebaggia.
    Whoa, whoa -- class aside, are you saying Hannity has a backbone or backbone-like structure?
    Well, if you stretch the definition of "spine-like structures" to include "things that are covered with spines," he might just make it past the bar.
  • 07-19-2010, 06:46 AM
    BobLibDem

    Stupid Republican idea of the day

    Here's what McCain never did:

    The PRESIDING OFFICER. The Senator's time has expired.

    Mr. DAYTON. I ask for unanimous consent that I have 30 seconds more to finish my remarks.

    Mr. McCAIN. I object.

    The PRESIDING OFFICER. Objection is heard.
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