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Sex is like cycling because.... My local weather forecast in almost always wrong. I knew I had something else I could balme on the weatherman.
Sex is like cycling because....
Sex is like cycling because.... lol! how funny, & true...
Sex is like cycling because.... My mates wife once told me, "Sex is like Rain"? You never know when you'll get any? When you do you'll never know how much you'll get? And finally how long it's going to last? So there you go? TBC
Sex is like cycling because.... And hard to explain if your wife or girlfriend didn't do it.
Sex is like cycling because.... HW, I don't think it is nasty to say truthfully what you think, it is very refreshing. If you like a drink you should come over to the thread "Its too good to be true", we need brutally honest ladies in St Sara's d'Beer. I never ever thought of closing my eyes, my eye sight usually just fades away at the critical moments. I remember the very first time, simultaneous to this eye problem I got a horrid cramp down one of my legs. At the time I remember thinking that if this is what they are all raving about, I'm not going to bother with this any more. Fortunately I got over that! Can't say I'd fancy biting the pillow for a footballl team though. Kind regards,
Sex is like cycling because.... What every man fears! "Can I borrow your credit card"? I guess it is better if the woman has sex with her husband/boyfriend than having sex with her fantasy man/men and has a fantasy about her husband/boyfriend. You make the choice. "In the battle of the sexes my "weapons of mass destruction" never existed".
Sex is like cycling because.... Hint: closing ones' eyes serves two purposes. One, it provides better focus and concentration; Two, it enables you to better pretend you are with your fantasy man (men? ) and not the one you are really with. I am a nasty, nasty woman, because I say what every man fears and what every woman is afraid to admit. Spank me.
Sex is like cycling because.... RR, What's wrong with "Oh Yeahs" or "Oh Faark" as names? These days you should be just a little multicultural. I like the sound of them; They have a nice ring to them. Anyway all you need to do is ask them their name before you crawl into bed. The ones that worry me are those with long strong finger nails that seem to always dig them in between the cheeks of my ass, if you understand. Not too bad at the time but not to pleasant after the dust settles. Kind regards,
Sex is like cycling because.... HW, I've thought about this further. Obviously you wouldn't want to see the 49ers enjoying themselves? Kind regards,
Sex is like cycling because.... I just hate always getting stuck with the women that always call out their own name when having sex.
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