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I want to give you a star, but I don't know how! help

the joke is funny.
i guess you have to speak up when asking for a wish .
from the genie,who can`t hear.
you get a star.

FABULOUS - very funny with the Bic or the Pianist...
Here's an old one for you to enjoy....

Olaf died in a fire and his body was so badly burned that the morgue needed someone to I.D. the body. So they called up his two friends Sven and Lars to come and try to I.D. the body.

Sven went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet and Sven said "Yaa, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over." So the mortician rolled him over and Sven looked at his butt and said "No, dat ain't Olaf." The mortician didn't say any thing but thought that was kind of strange.

Then he brought in Lars to I.D. the body, Lars looked at him and said "Yaa he's burnt real bad, roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Lars looked at his butt and said "No dat ain't Olaf."

The mortician said "How can you tell?" Lars said "Well Olaf had two bum holes."

"What? he had two bum holes?" said the mortician. "Yaa, everyone in town knew he had two buttholes. Every time the three of us went to town everyone would say "Here comes Olaf with them two arseholes!"

this joke is alot funnier when it's a 10 inch pianist.

Oh my god, I am sure I'm going to hell for this..but..


LMAOOOOOOO!

brat..again..got me hook line and sinker..

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...Olaf & Sven were fishing one day...? Olaf & Sven were fishing one day when Sven pulled out a cigar Finding he had no matches, he asked Olaf for a light.
"Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he replied. Then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.
"Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic lighter in his hands "Vhere dit yew git dat monster??"
"Vell," replied Olaf, "I got it from me Genie."
"You haff a genie in yor tackle box?" Sven asked.
"Ya, shure It's right here in my tackle box," says Olaf.
"Could I see him?"
So Olaf opens his tackle box & sure enough, out pops the genie. Addressing the genie, Sven says, "Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your master. Vill you grant me vun vish?"
"Yes, I will," says the genie.
So Sven asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting there, waiting for his million bucks.
Shortly, the sky darkens & is filled with the sound of a million ducks... flying overhead.
Over the roar of the million ducks Sven yells at Olaf. "Yumpin' Yimminy I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"
Olaf answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da genie is hart of hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10-inch Bic?"