If this is your first visit, be sure to check out the FAQ by clicking the link above. You may have to register before you can post: click the register link above to proceed.
Post a reply to the thread: The art of shoplifting... How do you become a pro?
Click here to log in
What is the number after 87?
You may choose an icon for your message from this list
Will turn www.example.com into [URL]http://www.example.com[/URL].
You may rate this thread from 1-star (Terrible) to 5-stars (Excellent) if you wish to do so.
MY DOG SHOPLIFTS! my family trains service dogs, and once i was training one named Bella. (she is now adopted into my family because of a health problem, she couldn't be a guide dog) i went into a jewelry store and a necklace got stuck on her vest and i walked out of the store with it because i didn't notice! (later i ran back to apologize for my criminal dog and returned it)
you are a grade A duech
Next time you are out and about,kick a police officer in the crotch as hard as you possibly can.While in jail,ask others in there the best possible ways.
you have to kiss my ass and ill give you a cd for 9.99
go in the bath room an take it out the casing carry extra large handbags to store stuff in lol learned dis from some theivin nigs i know
dont do it
Here is a tip.,get caught and go to prison where the inmates will teach you how to really shoplift,among other things you might not like to learn if you catch my drift...so when you get out of the big house you can lift like a pro! yay that's the way to live life.... >;(
wow youre cool...
Forum Rules
