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  • 08-15-2010, 07:48 PM
    Ike90

    Chuck Norris

    How Chuck Norris makes a pass at a young lady:
  • 08-15-2010, 05:20 PM
    Hypnospin

    Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris is his own leadout man.
  • 08-15-2010, 05:14 PM
    BanditBoyDavid

    Chuck Norris

    As a cyclist, that has to be the best Chuck Norris joke I've ever heard. Pretty Funny!
  • 08-15-2010, 01:02 PM
    Hypnospin

    Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris rides in his own draft
  • 08-15-2010, 12:40 PM
    BanditBoyDavid

    Chuck Norris

    - Chuck Norris' dog picks up his own sh** because Chuck Norris doesn't take Sh** from anybody.
    - The Bible used to be called "Chuck Norris and Pals".
  • 08-15-2010, 07:23 AM
    Crankyfeet

    Chuck Norris

    Oh... yeah... and before going to sleep every night, the Boogey Man checks under his bed for Chuck Norris...
  • 08-15-2010, 02:25 AM
    Crankyfeet

    Chuck Norris

    Yeah ... Here's some more from that linked site...

    > The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
    > Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
    > When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
    > How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
    > Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
    > Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
    > If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
    > What
  • 08-14-2010, 05:29 PM
    coneofsilence

    Chuck Norris

    Farkin Funny Stuff....
  • 08-14-2010, 04:37 PM
    Piotr

    Chuck Norris

    "My God, it's full of stars!" were Dave Bowman's last words after he invaded Chuck Norris' home.
  • 08-14-2010, 11:16 AM
    Hypnospin

    Chuck Norris

    if you ride in the heat and know about the inevitable dehydration symptoms this then may have relevance...

    cramps get chuck norris
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