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  • 06-05-2013, 06:07 AM
    There is only one God

    Christians, can I introduce to you 10 new commandments?

    "Jesus said: "First off I'm really happy to be cursed as written in Galatians 3:13, in celebration here are 10 commandments"

    1) Deuteronomy 13:6-9 Thou shall kill apostates (if they're your family or friends)
    2) Deuteronomy 17:3-5 Thou shall stone those that worship other gods that I didn't command
    3) 2 Chronicles 15:13 Thou shall kill those who doesn't seek the lord of Israel whether old or young, male or female
    4) Matthew 15:4 Thou shall kill those who curse at their parents
    5) Exodus 31:14 Thou shall kill those who works on the Sabbath day
    6) Exodus 21:17 Thou shall kill those who curse at their parents (so important God mentioned it twice)
    7) Exodus 31:15 Thou shall kill those who work on the Sabbath day, when you do that, you must also be killed for violating the sixth commandment
    8) Exodus 21:15 Thou shall kill those who strike their parents
    9) 1 Corinthians 11:14 Thou shall not keep long hair since it is a disgrace to manliness, ironically Jesus had long hair (just go to google images)
    10) Numbers 31:17 Thou shall kill all the boys, men, and non-virgin women. Save the virgin women for yourself (possibly share some with the perverted pope)

    This doesn't really fit as a commandment, but it is an extended bonus: In 1 Kings 11:3, King Solomon had 700 wives and 300 concubines.

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