What Do You Keep in the "Trunk"?

Are people seriously picking up random girls on rides enough that you're putting condoms in the bike seat, or are we just a little hopeful here? Seriously, I'm doing something wrong or a few people are ridiculous LOL.'

Just read page 8, apparently we have a US / UK gun thing going or something? Hah... I ride with my Kimber .45, damn straight. It's not an offensive weapon, it's my right to preserve my own life - that's what people seem to misunderstand at first. The first time a criminal puts a gun in their face and threatens their life they'll understand why there's a "need..." I'm one of the ones who won't take the chance of hoping for a second chance.

I have noticed that Ducati (red at least) appeals to women generally for reasons I will probably never fully understand. NOT that I don't like them (Ducatis), (women too), but I find this incredibly frustrating because... well, I'm married. I pull beside a female piloted minivan and 9 times out of ten I get at least a passing smile, and it never fails the bike is always getting attention from women.

But I think my wife's a keeper. She not only greenlighted the 2 bikes ago purchase, but suggested it. Been overseas 3 times on a bike with her and this year will be IoM TT with her. Even so, she won't even try the 1198s.