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Write a poem about watching TV: channel, timeslot, bored, set-top, wand, perspicacity.

When Adam woke in Eden
The creatures had no names
To think up words for this and that
He thought a fine new game

It never rained or thundered
Adam lived just on fruit
He never wore a shirt or...

There was an old toad who lived under some weed.
He didn't see much; but what little he seed
He didn't like much. And how sour he growed.
Do you know someone like that bigoted toad?

"You wake up every morning
As happy as a bird;
I can be as irate as sh1t
You never say a word;

You keep the place neat as a pin
From stormcellar to gable;
No matter how late I get home
My...

Eve would not have eaten it if the Apple had not looked so delicious.