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Given:

1 stick (3 inches) = burns for 30 mins.

first 2 inches of the stick = burns for 1 min.
remaining 1 inch of the stick = burns for 29 mins.

Asked:

Measurement of the stick upon 45...

Bride peasant to give back gold with more gold.

BTW - This is in P&S to get more attention!

Star if you think this joke is funny:

Little Susy was sitting in front of Little Johnny in sunday school. Susy didn't get very good sleep the night...

Little Susy was sitting in front of Little Johnny in sunday school. Susy didn't get very good sleep the night before, so she was falling asleep in sunday school. Johnny found a pencil and decided it...

Little Susy was sitting in front of Little Johnny in sunday school. Susy didn't get very good sleep the night before, so she was falling asleep in sunday school. Johnny found a pencil and decided it...

Ask where he is from and then you know where to go no matter where he is really from.

SILENCE

Wait.... whered it go?

and

DARKNESS

Currently I am doing NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have two

Georg Bush: "Hi. My name is George W. Bush, and the W stands for honesty."

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Little Susy was sitting in front of Little Johnny in sunday school. Susy didn't get very good sleep...

not too funny

A braided ponytail you imbeciles!