So a recent Simpson's thread got me thinking about some of the funniest, randomest, whackiest lines that have been uttered on the Simpsons over the years. It's one of my favorite shows, and I thought it would be fun. I'll get the ball rolling.

Marge: Don't come any closer! I've got *jimmies! *throws them*
Ice Cream Guy: *gets them in his eye* Ah! I can only see a horrible rainbow!

*Jimmies are sprinkles, for those of you who don't know.