My kitteh told me she wants to become a poet...?

**kirby** · 10-12-2009, 01:25 AM

how can I help her achieve this goal?

(hehe, she's smoking a pipe and reading Keats right now) so0o cute.

**Lauren** · 10-12-2009, 01:27 AM

send her poems into places. all things are possible

**Lauren** · 10-12-2009, 01:27 AM

send her poems into places. all things are possible

**mtheoryrules** · 10-12-2009, 01:27 AM

shrugs
most good poets
are not decidedly so
until after they are dead

**mtheoryrules** · 10-12-2009, 01:27 AM

shrugs
most good poets
are not decidedly so
until after they are dead

**angrypete3** · 10-12-2009, 01:27 AM

My dog tells me to start fires....(I think he might be an arsonist)

**mtheoryrules** · 10-12-2009, 01:27 AM

shrugs
most good poets
are not decidedly so
until after they are dead

**Â§ Baby's Blues Rock Â§** · 10-12-2009, 01:27 AM

I think she is well on her way...
give her a nice pair of spectacles and a plaid housecoat.. and voila!

**Buk** · 10-12-2009, 01:28 AM

Brush her gently, slightly, tenderly, and knowingly.

**Shannon** · 10-12-2009, 06:33 PM

I had a cat who brought me a breakfast mouse every morning. He didn't care for Keats, but often nestled by The Complete Works of William Shakespeare. He probably would have smoked a pipe if I'd let him have the Complete Sherlock Holmes a bit more often.

1. Give her lists of words ending in -ow or -ew.

2. Remember that she understands far more words in English than do you in Felinese.

3. Speak to her in verse when possible.

4. Practice purring to give her a sense that you are trying as well to broaden the cultural bonds between you.

5. Some nice catnip paper and tuna ink in her pens might help as well.