Thread: Cows

2 cows standing in a field, looking around, chewing grass.1 cow looks up and sez "mooooo"The second cow sez "dammit - I was gonna say that." ;DSame 2 cows a while later.1st cow turns and sez "What do you reckon about this mad cow disease?"2nd cow sez "i dunno - i'm a chicken" ;D

Very sharp! ;D

What do u call a cow with no legs?Ground beefwhat do you call a cow with 2 legs?Lean beef ;D ;D

What is the biggest use of leather in South Africa?Holding cows together....

Eldron, that certainly makes you a very worthy god member

At the risk of blowing my god member status here's another:What does DNA stand for?National Dyslexics Association.....

;D ;D ;D

Yup Eldron, that one did blow it :P oh well and we had such high hopes....Notice I'm not adding many here...I guess I'd better not try posting any jokes here or I might be dropped to mole status....

You guys are posting on thin ice!! ;D