Worst Song Lyrics of All Time

[Ke (R.I.P. MJ)]

You're funny like Jay Lenno.

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Goin' to the club, to pick up a hot young dancer.
If pussy was a cigarette, I'd have CRAZY cancer.

[Juanita S]

Edited. My condolences to any crackers I offended.

[Ry Pikachu]

Alot of songs have "strange" lyrics, but that doesn't mean they're nessicarily bad. And if it fit the song really well I guess that's all we can ask now isn't it ;0

[♥ SiNeAd ♥]

Naruto=Japanese manga
I ****ed up, in Japan they don't speak Mandarin Chinese (durh), but I'm pretty sure the lyrics to the themesong of a Japanese cartoon wern't originally written in english. When you translate songs to other languages, sometimes they come out wonky. Maybe translations arn't always accurate (hence "Charlie is not the internet."), screwing the lyrics original meaning and making them lose what originally made them good.

[Bou Bou!]

Ten worst IMO:

"The Boy is Mine" by Brandy and Monica.
"Butterfly Kisses" by Bob Carlisle.
"Let me Clear my Throat", by DJ Kool.
"No Such Thing" by John Mayer.
"Bawitdaba" by Kid Rock.
"I Disappear" by Metallica.
"My All" by Mariah Carey.
"Perfect" by Simple Plan.
"The Greatest Love of All" by Whitney Houston.
"Gettin' Jiggy Wit It" by Will Smith.

[☮&Love �ftw�]

The Beatles - Revolution

You say you want a revolution
Well, you know
We all want to change the world
You tell me that it's evolution
Well, you know
We all want to change the world
But when you talk about destruction
Don't you know that you can count me out
Don't you know it's gonna be all right
all right, all right

You say you got a real solution
Well, you know
We'd all love to see the plan
You ask me for a contribution
Well, you know
We're doing what we can
But when you want money
for people with minRAB that hate
All I can tell is brother you have to wait
Don't you know it's gonna be all right
all right, all right
Ah

ah, ah, ah, ah, ah...

You say you'll change the constitution
Well, you know
We all want to change your head
You tell me it's the institution
Well, you know
You better free you mind instead
But if you go carrying pictures of chairman Mao
You ain't going to make it with anyone anyhow
Don't you know it's gonna be all right
all right, all right
all right, all right, all right
all right, all right, all right


This song just goes to show how weak a songwriter John Lennon really was. How on earth is one supposed to reach groundbreaking political change without changing the constitution, not to mention the institutions? Sloppy lyrics.

[mushcool]

One time
one time
one time
one time

Need I say more?

[CaliforniaGrl]

You'd really hate Cpt. Beefheart. =o

But seriously though, not even "Interstellar Overdrive" is spared? Or "Lucifer Sam"? That's not right.

[* <3 I Love My HERO <3 *]

anything by Paris Hilton?