I need to read 3 limerick poems for my english class! I can't come up with any, they need to be winter themed (using christmas words like snow, santa, sleigh, etc.) and preferably funny! I get bonus marks if they're clever and make people laugh.

If you don't know how to write limerick poems:
Lines 1,2 and 5 have to be 8-10 syllables
Lines 3 and 4 have to be 5

Here's an example of one (though its not christmas themed):
There once was a lady who lived in Spain,
She happened to be afraid of the rain,
She put on her coat,
And started to float,
And never was heard from again.

Thanks for the help