My snake's been invite to a formal dinner. This is his first time outing. Will he

03-22-2009, 11:16 AM

make an asp of himself? He has never been to a function of this scale before. The event might rattle him. He hasn't learn to use his knife and fork tongue very well yet and I am scared he might not viper his mouth properly.

03-22-2009, 11:18 AM

keep the snake in your pants and you won't have to worry about it.

03-22-2009, 11:18 AM

He should do ok, as long as he minds his fangs, and doesn't shed on the carpet.

03-22-2009, 11:18 AM

I'm sure he'll be just fine.. perhaps take him to an etiquette class if you are really concerned! If not just teach him all he needs to know.

03-22-2009, 11:18 AM

ummm gross but just be yourself

**luv2seashore1** · 03-22-2009, 11:18 AM

Of course he will make an asp out of himself. Haven't you taught him manners? Take him to an etiquette school before it's too late. Oh by the way, he stole your best silk tie!
Hiss........terical!