one day god came down and said to 3 guys that the less you can cheat on your wives the better cars youll get in heaven. so the first guy went to heaven after cheating on his wife 67 times and he got a mercedes. the second guy went to heaven and had cheated on his wife 2 times so he got a ferrari. then the third guy went to heaven and said that he had never cheated on his wife and got a bentley. then one day the third guy (with the bentley) was all sad and depressed and the first and second guy asked him what was wrong and the third guy said: "i saw my wife the other day" the first guy said "yeah so" and the third guy said "she was riding a skateboard".
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