30 Rock Quotes Thread #1: It's always smiles time in here!

07-26-2010, 04:05 PM

:yay: This is gonna be my favorite thread

07-26-2010, 05:16 PM

Jack: When I was your age, I was putting myself through college in Boston paddling swan boats for the tourists.
Kenneth: Is that a euphemism for some kind of sex worker?

07-26-2010, 05:50 PM

Kenneth: Miss Lemon, may I speak with you?
Liz: Sure. Can you walk and talk?
Kenneth: Uh... usually, but now you got me thinking about it.

07-26-2010, 06:28 PM

Liz: You ready for Larry King Live tonight?
Tracy: You know it. I cursed for 3 hours straight just to get it out of my system, you dumb bitch.

07-26-2010, 09:22 PM

Gladys Knight: Hello! I'm trying to take a nap! Whats going on around here?
Tracy: Nothing Gladys Knight. Sorry. Sorry everyone.

07-28-2010, 10:26 PM

Wow, where do I begin? :lol:

Kenneth: No sir, I don't vote Democrat or Republican. Choosing is a sin, so I always just write in the Lord's name!
Jack: Those are Republican. We count those.

Liz: Why are you wearing a tux?
Jack: It's after six. What am I, a farmer?

I'll be back with more later.