The necessity of looking up every few minutes to check for the Shitbird made it difficult to read. It kept intruding into my thoughts. What did the Shitbird want? What was it about my truck, that so attracted the Shitbird? The color?
These questions were a defense mechanism, a compensation. In my secret heart I feared, that I knew the truth. My truck had nothing to do with it. The Shitbird had come for me. One can hide from these things, but in one form or another we all have it coming, and the Shitbird is waiting. As I kind of, sort of, read my book I gradually admitted this truth to myself. What I couldn't figure out though was why. I couldn't recall pissing of any gypsies recently. Perhaps it was the spirit of a dead enemy? Sadly, as far as I knew, all my enemies (such as Frank) were still alive (which I guess doesn't say much about my skills as a nemesis.) I couldn't think of any wrongs that I'd committed which could be symbolically righted by the curse of the Shitbird.
Maybe it was just one of those things. In The Raven, the narrator hadn't done anything wrong except pine for his girlfriend. In the Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner, all the sailor does is kill a seagull, and then everybody on the ship practically dies of thirst except the narrator who is then cursed for eternity to walk around confessing his bird murder to wedding guests.....
Hmmmm. Considering the Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner, was what I was planning a good idea? Anyway, what were the chances the bird would show up while I was actually waiting for it with a pellet gun in my hands?
And then of course the Shitbird showed up. It took residence on the truck mirror. I lifted up the pellet gun which was equipped with a cheap scope and sighted on the nasty thing.
By now, the astute among you will realize that there's a problem here that I failed to foresee. Had I thought things, through I'd have realized the problem and the potential consequences. It should have been obvious. In hindsight, it was.
I had the Shitbird in my sights, and, when the Shitbird is in your sights, what do you do?
You pull the trigger.
So I pulled the trigger.
(Part 3, the finale, coming up.)
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