Thread: Light bulb jokes

LOL just found another funny light bulb one. Kicking myself that I didn't think of it myself!!!!

posted by michael_legna vbmenu_register("postmenu_27005", true);

"How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to change a lightbulb ?

I Don't know - I didn't let them in to find out. "

found on
http://www.christiansonline.cc/forum/showthread.php?p=27637#post27637

also on the same thread

Mormons: Five. One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it. by Darth_Bill
Latter Day Saints

I already posted this and others in the ADD thread - I would put them here but this site has a rule against cross-posting....

How many iranians does it take?
105   one to hold the bulb, four to turn the chair, and 100 to turn the house.

Now THAT'S FUNNY!!

How many police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and four to go out for donuts.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how they got in it remains a mystery.

How many new mothers does it take to change a light bulb?

None - they don't make pampers that small.

How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the chair out from under him.

How many terrorists does it take to change a light bulb?

100. One to change the bulb and 99 to hold the house hostage.

What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.