the drunk thread

[Fasana]

Crash na d byrb, Drjink obdrink biw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Chadwick]

im so drunk on that beeer (lager)
it's grreat

[crazyhorse55]

My dad picke me up at 12"30 qne ir was to be glorius.

[Plinko]

kill yourself.

[SheFliesWithHerOwnWings]

debating going out, its snowing and i have to come home tonight so im gonna go with im not going out, would be durab.

[Ladarius W]

Its snowing there? Wont even snow here

[Marzipan]

Ok boys, this is whats going on. So im broing out with my bro and some mutual frienRAB drinking Old Milwaukee, there are two girls here but there two years older than me and my bro has been with one of them not sure which one, imonna go for it anyways, Rule nuraber one will be provided latre.

[Paula B]

Last night I walked down the street to the holiday inn. Rumor was, there was a ice cream vending machine. Walked in, was checking out what to get, looked to the right, couple cops, back to the ice cream. See their reflection in the tasty sweets, they tell me to come out side with them. I'm kinda drunk and pretty cherry-eyed. They start running my info not telling me why they want me. I tell them I just wanted some ice cream. Lady cop says I looked like a suspect from earlier. I then had to walk back into the lobby with some people who had watched it talking about it. But I got munchies..ice cream sandwich and fudge bar what...

[R.status]

What happened after?

[Thoo-Nee-Ah]

ate that shit...got more cherry-eyed...

creepy old guy tried to start a conversation about my beer tonight at the valero...frack ocean st is drugged out........... where all the easy uc girls at???
inb4 cool story hansel