Why do women wear belly button rings? They need a place to hang the air freshener.
A man needs a brain implant. His doctor finds a place that has brains for sale. The first brain the man sees if $50,000. Why so much he asked, the store owner replies, "this was Albert Einsteins brain, and as you know he was extremely smart". The next brain he looks at was $75,000. Why is that on so much the man says. "Oh that brain belong to Abraham Lincoln, and he was a great President". Way up high on the top shelf was a brain in a jar covered in dust. "What about that brain up there the doctor asked" Oh doctor, says the store owner, you will never be able to afford that brain! Why not? the doctor replies. "Because that brain belonged to a blonde" and its never been used.
Two peanuts were walking down the street and one of them was asalted.
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