Thread: BP trying to shut down fake twitter account v. Almost at 100K Followers

lol

oh geez

We are very upset that Operation: Top Kill has failed. We are running out of cool names for these things.

FREE BP SUNDAY! Tomorrow only! Come get 1 free thing! Simply come in, select an item, say "thanks bp" to the cashier and leave!

monkey brains

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A friend of mine has been some sort of safety coordinator on these rigs with BP for 6 years. He's been saying all along that something really bad was going to happen at one of their sites and that people would be killed. I never really thought much about it and the environmental impact never even occurred to me, but after all he has said I would be REALLY surprised if BP isn't at fault on this one.