**** BREAKING **** OFFICIAL **** JOBS REPORT THREAD **** GREAT DEPRESSION 2.0 ****

[mitchellg103]

We are so fucked.

[C-lustin]

90% of the public and 100% of OT republicans don't realize that taxpayers saw a positive return on the TARP and auto loans

[kids J]

lol u mad

[Katlyn P]

They love their obese drug addicts, what can I say.

[¡Viva la Anna!]

How come GM stock is tanking? I thought they beat all expectations for profit and sales. The stock market is too hard for me.

[Con Asskicker]

Well, I guess they were right, they were white people problems

[Lively Stones]

meanwhile, i keep having to swat away job offers

[Ginger A]

In for parity with the euro

I need a vacation

[sbosse16]

homeboy is mad, he is reading everything in rage.

[ChitT0wn Maniac]

so all he can do is responRAB with smilies because he has no REAL clue where these 118,000 jobs are going too.