Posted in Friday Funny
Some of these seem to contrived to be accidental; I presume some are written to be clever; and some could easily be typos and other mistakes. The list has been around forever and I still get a kick out of it.
  • Free Yorkshire Terrier 8 years-old. Hateful little dog.
  • Free Puppies: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel 1/2 Sneaky Neighbour’s Dog
  • Free Puppies: Part German Shepherd Part Stupid Dog
  • German Shepherd - 85lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free!
  • Amana Washer $100. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed.
  • Snow blower for sale. Only used on snowy days.
  • 2 Wire mesh butchering gloves: 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, pair $15.
  • Tickle Me Elmo, Still in Box, Comes with its own 1988 Mustang, 5L, Auto Excellent Condition, $6,800.
  • 83 Toyota Hunchback — $2,000
  • Star Wars Job of the Hut — $15
  • Full-Sized Mattress 20 Year Warranty Like New! Slight urine smell.
  • FREE 1 Can of Pork & Beans With Purchase of 3 BR / 2 BTH Home
  • Nordic Track $300 Hardly used. Call Chubbie.
  • Bill’s Septic Cleaning “We Haul American Made Products”
  • Shakespeare’s Pizza - Free Chopsticks
  • HUMMELS - Largest Selection Ever! “If it’s in stock, we have it!”
  • Harrisburg Postal Employees Gun Club
  • Georgia Peaches California Grown - $.89/lb.
  • Nice Parachute Never Opened - Used Once Slightly Stained
  • American Flag 60 Stars - Pole Included - $100
  • Tired of Working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting Pay: $7-9 per hour.
  • Exercise Equipment Queen Size Mattress & Box Springs - $175
  • Our Sofa Seats the Whole Mob! And it’s made of 100% Italian Leather.
  • Open House! Body Shapers Toning Salon Free Coffee & Donuts
  • Kellogg’s Pot Tarts - $1.99/box.
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