obama is kinda close to being 46 years old.
hm..."obama" has 2 As.....huh.....
well....
46 x 2 is 92.
i was born in 1992.
1+9+9+2= 21.
21+46= 67.
67/2 is 33.5

in 335 days, im going to lick emmas clit and finger her g spot (to blindingly intense multiple orgasms)
lol, emma is "1992" in alphabet code*
emma was born on the 1992ndth longatatitude**, which is kinda sorta where mecca is***
335....ahah!
there are at LEAST 335 muslims in mecca****! ALL THE TIME!!

Mecca has TWO cs, so 335 x 2 is.....670

670?

670 .... GOT IT!
MUHAMMED WAS BORN ALONG TIME AGO, AND 670 B.C WAS A LONG TIME AGO!!!*****

This proves it! obama is part of a muslim plot to take over the world, and all liberals are trying to turn us into russia, because that life would be SO much better than the one they have now, despite being more educated on the horrors of stalin-era USSR!

DRINK BEER BOYZ, 2MOROW WE TAKIN' EM' DOWN.






*First made up statement by fox. 1992 would be "ahhb." but that doesnt make the right look good, so they change it.
** doesnt exist, but is anyone going to question it? nope!
*** not even close.doesnt even exist anyway.
**** and the U.S.M.C
***** neither christianity nor islam existed in 670 B.C millions of people DID believe in vishnu though
Obama is 49, I know.
That's the entire point, fox basis EVERYTHING on falsehood.