Thread: What would happen if a video leaked of Bristol Palin gobbling Levi Johnston's knob?

Inspired by this http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=571692 remarkable bit of trolling by "scamartistry", as loathsome a sack of frat boy illogic as has graced this board since I joined and probably before. Really, a porno of Obama?

How about something plausible? Bristol is now a public figure, pulling down $25k every time she speaks, is once again engaged to be married to her baby-daddy, Levi Johnston. They have a baby together, so we know they actually fucked at least once, and probably more often. Well, suppose that like many of their generation, they are not shy about their bodies, afraid of the intertubes, or the movie pictures that their cameras take, all at the same time, like apparently a couple million of their peers, post their hot Wasillia style monkey meth head sex for all the world to jack off to. Let's face it, it's only a matter of time.

What would happen then? Boom Chicka Bow Wow. Discuss. For extra credit, Cougar Momma, Lipstick on a Pit Bull herself delivers a pizza. Ding Dong!

After watching Levi on My Life on the D List, I sort of am attracted to Levi. So, I'd watch it. That's what would happen.

I think people would wonder why she didn't think of that approach before she got pregnant.

Like Paris Hilton, she would become rich and famous beyond her wildest dreams for no reason whatsoever. Her mom would be roundly mocked, but that's par for the course.

I used to wonder the same thing about Lady Di, only she was sucking Frank Bruno's cock.

Let me get this straight. You were so disgusted by the troll's thread that you thought you'd imitate it? As far as I'm concerned both threads are morally equivalent and both can go straight down the crapper where they belong.

Originally Posted by Rigamarole

Like Paris Hilton, she would become rich and famous beyond her wildest dreams for no reason whatsoever. Her mom would be roundly mocked, but that's par for the course.

Paris was born rich and famous. If she wasn't, you would never have heard of the tape.

Originally Posted by Stoneburg

Originally Posted by Rigamarole

Like Paris Hilton, she would become rich and famous beyond her wildest dreams for no reason whatsoever. Her mom would be roundly mocked, but that's par for the course.

Paris was born rich and famous. If she wasn't, you would never have heard of the tape.

Rich yes, but I had certainly never heard of her before the tape (and I'm sure most others hadn't either). Obviously her family is famous, but it was the tape that really brought her into the limelight.

Originally Posted by Rigamarole

Originally Posted by Stoneburg

Originally Posted by Rigamarole

Like Paris Hilton, she would become rich and famous beyond her wildest dreams for no reason whatsoever. Her mom would be roundly mocked, but that's par for the course.

Paris was born rich and famous. If she wasn't, you would never have heard of the tape.

Rich yes, but I had certainly never heard of her before the tape (and I'm sure most others hadn't either). Obviously her family is famous, but it was the tape that really brought her into the limelight.

She was all over the place before that tape hit. You couldn't open a People magazine without seeing her picture.

ETA: She had already secured her TV deal before the tape was released.

She was all over the place before that tape hit. You couldn't open a People magazine without seeing her picture.

ETA: She had already secured her TV deal before the tape was released.

Whatever - I'm not the kind of person who opens People magazine so I'm not really with it when it comes to pop culture. The tape is how I heard of her. But it's kind of a moot point, since I was just making a joke anyway.