"Why would you ask me that, little johnny?" says mom.
Johnny says, "Well, you know the other day, when you were at the shopping mall?"
"Yes...what about it?"
"Well, I heard some noises comin' from your bedroom, so I peeked in.
And there was the maid, laying on the bed, with her legs straight up in the air....and she was yellin', 'Oh lord, I'ma comin', and if it wasn't for Daddy laying on top of her holding her down, I think she'da went!"