SURVEY: iPad 2 vs Motorola Xoom?

[Steve O]

Which one would you choose and WHY?
I want to buy iPad2 but is kinda sucks....
SHITTY camera 0.3MP vs Xoom'z 5MP
Shitty screen pixels 1024x768 vs Zoom's 1280x800
iPad2 has NO WIDGETS? wtf
ipad2 is lighter and thinner...cool
iPad2 has no memory card slot,or HDMI port,or mini-usb port....wtf
Xoom has barometer...cool
iPad2 don't have animated wallpaper...wtf
Xoom has 100 apps? WTF android
iPad2's 512MB RAM vs Xoom's 1024MB ram....dammit
iPad2 has no voice control? wtf
iPad2 doesn't have and will never have 4G? :O wtf
iPad2 has no flash player? WTF
iPad2 hasss noooooooo TABB BROWSINGGGG PHUCK
iPad2 looks cooler....nice !
Xoom gives live email notification.....nice !
ipad2 costs $729 with Verizon(or AT&T) and Xoom costs $599 with Verizon.... 130 buck difference...nice.
ipad2 has more stable web surfing....nice.
WTF do I choose now?

[confused]

ipad 2 its very cool and it probably works better than my laptop other than the fact that it doesn't have microsoft office

[?Le? b? ?he Bli?d?]

iPad2 , because Apple has iTunes and a better App Market , and a higher resoulution screen , better build quality , and better camera .

[ksubi]

NONE. Tablets are useless....

I only need an iPhone 4. That's it.