Girl Troubles/Staying Alive Troubles

[wwe is best]

Ok. An unnecessarily long story short: I found out the girl I liked had a boyfriend who has about 100 pounds (i dont know, maybe ~50) on me found out via proxy (girl's best friend) that me and her messed around. How do I not die? The best friend gave him my number and he doesn't sound thrilled. He's a highschool dropout who sells his prescription meds for money. I'm some white kid in AP classes who, while doing well for his size, really should'nt be fucking with this kid's weight class. Suggestions? This is the kind of kid that needs those meds he's selling; he's a jealous, violent mofo.

[choirnerd93]

Remind him that SHE cheated, not you.

Other than that, call the cops.

Push comes to shove, fight to win. A fair fight is one you lost that you have to justify. Kick him in the balls, punch him in the throat, hit him with a brick, do whatever.

Oh, and stop hanging out with douchebags that give out your number.

[zoeiscool]

Buy a baseball bat and even out the odds.

And everything they said.

And stop fooling around.

You could call the guy and let him know that you did not know she was his girl, and that she never told you shit.

[chimely16]

Bring him a bottle of Vicodin and tell him you're sorry.

[stevo132]

No weapons it will just get YOU in trouble with the cops.
Buy mase or pepper spray.
Thats what I did when this guy I was dating whose crazy ex girlfriend was stalking me. She kept telling me she was going to show up and kick my ass and I said go right ahead I'll temporarily blind you whore.

[kelc2536]

If he's much bigger than you, chances are, he's slower. Use that to your advantage, should you end up having to fight him.

This is said with the assumption that you're an average-sized guy, around 160 - 170 pounds. If he's only 50 pounds bigger, chances are he could be slower, but he could also be faster - 210 pounds isn't much to slow you down. If he's much bigger than that then chances are he's a lot slower than you, and you may actually have a chance.

Most important thing is to not let his size scare you - don't let him scare you at all. Keep a clear mind.

[neeko_1]

Ok, if it comes down to it, don't cower and be afraid of him. That'll egg him on. Go fucking nuts. Foaming at the mouth crazy, screaming, ranting raving, in his face. Say shit like "Bring it! Bring the pain mother fucker, let's see if you've got it. COME ONNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!"

Shit like that. If you back off and cower it just tells him he can do whatever he wants. If you go ape shit he starts thinking "Whoa, this kid is a crazy fucker. I'm gonna just make fun of him and walk away." 95% of the time he'll just say fuck it. He doesn't want a fight. He wants to bully you, to beat you up. If you go looney on him that makes him rethink it. Suddenly you're not a cupcake and he's gonna actually run the risk of losing. He wants the sure thing. Not the prospect of a broken nose.

BUT, if he doesn't back off a bit, if he holds his ground, he's gonna hit you. Knee him in the nuts, kick him in the knee and punch him in the ear. And when you do those things, do it as if your life depends on it. Don't fucking hesitate and don't pull it. Your goal, in any fight, is to put your oponent on the ground and keep thim there.

[buckaboy16]

Squish him metally like a bug. Chances are he's big and dumb. You can totally outsmart him and make him crumble. Take away his will to live. He will be a shell of a man.

You don't need to lay a finger on someone to fuck them up.

or you can just gnore him.

[BrewCrew09!]

wait r u a guy or a girl??