A: Having your car stolen and getting it back six days later.
or...
B: Being $700.00 short on bills.
Well, the truth is they suck the most dick when put together. You see, my car was stolen by a crack whore who used to live above me.
She put 2,000 miles on my car in six days driving around St. Louis and then I spent all of the money I had at the time to buy gas, bus tickets, and food. The gas I bought was for my girlfriends car so we could drive to St. Louis and back twice to look for the car. Now I'm short on money.
Don't trust recovering meth heads because they will steal your car and use it to go buy crack.
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