I'm going to college, but my financial aid isn't enough. I'd really like to get pregnant and have a baby so I'll qualify for more financial aid (and possibly welfare). I've been trying to get pregnant for about 2 weeks. It hasn't happened yet, and my cash is running low. Please help.
You DO get more financial aid once the baby is born. That's what I meant. I confirmed this with the financial aid lady at school. She said President Obama guaranteed that in his laws.