Thread: My in-laws are expecting the man and I to attend church tomorrow. Anyone got any...

...good excuses? pls?

kthnxbai.


We don't have kids... Can I blame it on my cat?
What am I afraid of? Ummm.. being bored to death?

Seriously, though, I think their church is really dry. My FIL falls asleep in church almost every time I have gone...
lol

Just tell them you love satan. That should clear up any church talk.

Simply state that you are not going. If they argue, remind them that you are both adults capable of making your own decisions, then pack your clothes and go home.

Tell them you don't do church.

Tell them you'll think about it and then just don't go.

Meh, just go. You can spare 1 out of 365 days :P

A moment of great personal realization.

Stuck on the toilet with explosive ......yeah.

Set self on fire trying to deep fry frozen turkey.

You were both abducted by reason.

Meh, just go. You can spare 1 out of 365 days :P

Tell them you have to wash your hair.
Or the car won't start.
Or you got your period.

Diarrhea.

It's the best excuse for just about anything. No one wants to talk about it. No one wants to ask any follow-up questions about it.

Tell the Father in Law that you have "female problems"

Trust me, no guy will dare ask questions on that one.