....... thoughts reactions? Jesus arrived yesterday just in time of the second comming --- but no thunder clouds were heard It was just a grim picture of Mary the mother of god dragging Jesus down the isle by his ear yelling oh yes you are going to tell them what you did you naughty little boy

Jesus later confessed to the Pope the media and all humanity that he wacked off several times and did sleep with a few prostitutes at the all night wine making compititions that he cheated at by using his holy powers --- He is very sorry but there will be no salvation for anyone Your on your own now Sorry again but dad is building another earth somewhere else and just hopes and prays I can do a better job next time than this utter and complete failure

With the rapture cancelled Jesus spanked and accension over --- Is it time to start thinking for ourselves and fixing crap one thing at a time

Or is it off to worship space aliens and their version of cosmic government for a while ?

I mean thinking could be tried before we signed anything into blood the way we did with Jesus and friends for 2000 friggin years of our wasted civilisation

Or aliens ...... space beetles maybe --- or straight back to the sun and volcano god for us ?
Next week the Easter bunny is set to come forward and admit he is a made up mythical creature that was representative of a lesson from nature worshiping people who handed down stories as a way of preserving their history

The Easter bunny will also likely be denying the allegation of him and Santa Claus in a three way with the tooth faire