101 Rules Of Black Metal!

[queen bee.]

These are funny as ****...

1. Don't be ***.
2. Be "true".
3. All people who aren

[Pierced Kiss]

That was one of the funniest things I've read in forever

57. All logos must include illegible writing and at least one inverted cross and/or pentagram. This is non-negotiable.


yessssss

[Unknown]

I like this one...

28. Never write songs less than 15 minutes long and containing less than 15 adjectives in the title.

:bowdown:

[Percyboy:R.I.P MJ !]

Thats actually the second version of that I've read. The original version had a rule like 'Buy a

[RKO (NMC)]

16. Don't be Dani Filth.
30. Don't be Mortiis (or Dani Filth).
73. Don't be Dani Filth. (I think that's clear)

1. Don't be ***.
2. Be "true".
3. All people who aren

[Vanilla Smells Good]

Everyone who is not tr00 is ***...

[DeadDrop12]

I like Star Wars, does that make me *** and not true?

But anyways, all jokes aside, since you can't make jokes

That is by far one of the funniest things i've ever read in my life.

[Lollypop]

29. a) paint face. b) go in wooRAB. c) act like troll.
13. Don't play with fuzzy things, excepting that by "play" you mean "burn".
55. The word "Hail" is the only appropriate greeting whenever greeting someone "true".
74. All pets you own now will henceforth be known as "Crucifier". Any pets you own in the future will also be known as "Crucifier".
98. In order to make your recording more incomprehensible and therefore more "cult", be sure to either select a singer who has only a tenuous grasp on the language to be sung. (Acceptable languages: Norwegian, Latin, Orcish.)

pure class. thankyou so much for that!! :band:
I'm terribly sorry but I am not 'true' but my hamster was called 'The Grim Reaper', he was black and I always did like the idea of him in a hood with a scythe. :banghead:

[♥ Kaytee ♥]

Did you really have to quote them all?
I could put the Doom Metal rules up, they're even longer...

[Alain O]

That's a f u c k load of rules dude!