i caught a guy coming down my chimney. He was old looking, dressed in a red suit with a big beard and carrying this huge bag. I could hear his slay ringing upstairs on my roof. He claimed to be Santa Clause leaving presents for me. I didnt believe him and have tied him up in my living room. I will release him as soon as his story checks out which will be on boxing day, and after i have been through the presents. In the meantime, how shall i make him confess? I am currently threatening to put him on the running machine.

The map from NORAD showing where Santa is - is just his empty slay flying around