Thread: Damn, after many months of dodging them...?

carry a very sharp knife at all times

i have this its a paper shredder disguised as a milk box its say if you are trying to give me a religion booklet put it in this box threw the hole then the shredder starts they get so mad when this happens but they can open or move the box because the lid is locked with a key and its bolted to the ground they may or may not come back the baptists never did but the jw's still do

I really wish religious people wouldn't knock on anyone's doors. If we wanted to know more we'd come to them.

I'm Catholic.

Next time just invite them in to sacrifice a goat with you. That should keep them away.

Just be polite but say you're not interested. Whilst they can be nuisance, they do believe that they are trying to save your life.
As a previous poster put, if you ask to be added to their "do not visit" list, then you should be left unaffected for a year or so.
Obviously there's a chance you may get a call again, but I've never had any problems.