stuff to put in the purse..? I'm making an old lady start purse as a gag gift for my friend who is turning 40. I'm going to get an old fashioned purse and fill it with stuff you would find in an old lady's purse. I need help with more ideas, but this is what I have so far....

*plastic rain bonnet
*a pretty lace hanky
*some old, lint-*a program from church
*an old reader's digest
*coupons for old people products (Depends, Geritol)
*Antacid…lots of medicine
*Old fashioned teasing pick
*Aquanet
*Sugar packets


What other (funny) things can I put in it?