*face palm* Got my junk puked on...?

[Dale Throbert]

Sooo me and my female were drinking a few weeks ago and she decided to go down upon me. But apparently she had too much to drink and spewed puke like a whale all over my ookie bits. We have been together for over a year but we haven't said a word to eachother since. (no calls,text,email.) Nothing! How do I start talking to her again? Orrr is it all over? Any other advice for a situation like this? I've never been more confused in my life.

[The Doctor of Thuganomics]

Just talk to her and act like nothing happened.
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[chris18185]

Worst experience: “This girl threw up on me. She couldn’t take the dick.” It happened twice. I cleaned up, had her brush her teeth. “Sometimes you hop back in it. Sometimes she’s got to go.”

[tray Z]

Well besides the fact that I have never heard of that happening before to anyone I know, I think you should just call her or something, unless you really don't like her anymore, then move on. but if you still like her then sure talk to her, I don't see the problem, if she doesn't think you feel awkward then she will follow.

[kait.]

whats wrong with you? you're supposed to make her feel like nothing happened! your supposed to tell her it's all okay and that you don't mind that she did it. it was an accident and she didnt mean to do it on purpose. she's so embarrassed and she probly thinks you dont want anything to do with her. just talk to her before she feels like shit

[Alion]

She's probably embarrassed to death and can't bring herself to call you. You have to do it-what are you waiting for?

[kait.]

whats wrong with you? you're supposed to make her feel like nothing happened! your supposed to tell her it's all okay and that you don't mind that she did it. it was an accident and she didnt mean to do it on purpose. she's so embarrassed and she probly thinks you dont want anything to do with her. just talk to her before she feels like shit