I've got an Idea(OOOHH boy, one in a row! A new record!). Submit your Favourite short story and/or one liner and let the people decide! The more thumbs up you get, the more likely you get best answer!

Here's my favorite one-liner:

"Man Blows hole in fence of Ashberry Nudist Camp...Police are looking into it." XD

So... What are you waiting for? Quit reading and submit! The more the merrier!