"You get points for driving drunk in this game"

[mrshowtime313]

LOL, I tried to walk back to Roman's after getting drunk. I fell down about 15 times and then lost a fist fight and had to run/stumble away.

[Lunaou]

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The game actually suggests you to take a cab after drinking.

[Charlii H]

It's fucking impossible to drive drunk in GTA4. Instant-crash.

Hell, it's hard to walk drunk in GTA4.

[adambinamir0]

that faggot glenn beck said i could walk around the streets with a chainsaw too i've not found a fucking chainsaw yet glen!

[GDogMoney]

One time after I drove Roman home drunk he pushed me out of the car and stole it.

[Queen Elizabeth]

...You get points for taking out Dan Isett

[Red Eagle]

yet somehow i am unable to flag a taxi after getting drunk now. do i have to call one or something?

[kija]

I love how no one has gone nuts over the hooker stuff, just the drunk driving part. Guess they haven't found that portion of the game yet.

[ricky414]

no you just have to stumble around for a few minutes until you are sober enough to scream "HEY TAXI CAB!!!!" and wave your arms around.

[EatDaCakeAnnieMay!]

They have gone nuts over the hooker stuff to, though it is nothing really new.

I was listening to a radio broadcast that was posted on youtube where the women were calling in and bitching about the hooker stuff. I didn't know this but the game is based around the entire concept of picking up hookers, then dismembering them with a chainsaw, scattering their parts around the city, then starting the process all over again. I've looked and I've looked but I can't find the damn chainsaw.