Whats some of the funny shit you've HEARD thus far in GTA IV?

[shelli1979]

Also after I honked at this black guy he told he to shut the fuck up. then he paused and said "Wait..ah shit, my short term memory is fucked up" then turned around and went the other direction and leaned against a wall.

[Tod E]

came in here to mention the lazlo and the hotdog vendor
hilarious

"why are you guys allways friend?
""what do you mean you guys?"

oh and
"where are you from ?"
"central america" haahahah

[AuntyUp]

I'll shit in your mouth.

[Xtal]

The right wing radio guys says something about only needing to here "3,2,1, ... Launch that's the sound of The United States launching it's missle into to some asshole country's mouth"

[akiya]

I carjacked someone, and a bystander says "Damn thats some video game shit right there."

[...j......]

The America's Next Top Hooker commercial, solely for the fact that I could almost see it being a real show.

[~imintou~]

i laugh every time i hear her do that, and i've probably heard it 30 times

[Twisted Pixie]

When I was in a car, the GPS was giving me directions.

"In 400 yards, turn left...bing bong."

But instead of the bell, the woman just said "bing bong".

[Sheepy.....]

he says some funny shit to taxis when he's drunk

[goodlifez]

It took me 3 times to actually believe that it happened.