Whats some of the funny shit you've HEARD thus far in GTA IV?

[Kentjamala???]

the pedestrians say some funny stuff - and the radio is just fucking hilarious.
provides plenty of lols.

"Theres...robots in the...drinking water!"

[md.pierce]

Lots of good shit.. I wish Lazlo's Radio 2.0 show were longer.

Hispanic hotdog vendor: Listen guy. Your name is Lazlo? You make fun of me and your name is Lazlo? Thats a clown name, mang.

[Fuzzy Squirrel]

Almost ran over a pedestrian and he yelled "CHEESY VAGINA!"

[*Shannon*]

On a mission with Packie and his friend I set the controller down for 5 minutes and out of nowhere one of Packie's friends says "You, me, in a dark cell. What do you say?"

I was like

[Red River]

no way

ive heard 'fuck my love puddle!'

[bren_jim]

I love when you fail a mission more than once and restart it Niko says "Fuucck this shit." in such an exasperated tone it captures exactly how I feel.

[BlutGeist]

i'm pretty sure he says "blind" not "black".

[candy_amethyst]

The radio station to the right of K100 (i think) im pretty sure its called WTKK (the symbol is an eagle) is hilarious.

[qt_raider]

LOL I just heard that today.

[Xuan N]

One time I went into a burger shot, and the guy was like "welcome to burga shot, MOTHAFUCKKKAA" and then when i left he was like "come back soon, MOTHAAFUCKKAAA"