Thread: My snake's been invite to a formal dinner. This is his first time outing. Will he make

an asp of himself? He has never been to a function of this scale before. He doesn't learn to use his knife and fork tongue very well yet and I am scared he might not viper his mouth properly.

Well, I woke up in a bad mood this morning, mad at the world practically. this one got me smiling.

O my goodness.

My snake doesn't do dinner parties anymore. The last one he showed bad manners and ate his dinner whole. It was the hostesses Yorkshire...and I ain't talking pudding!

Well be sure that he says "Pl-hisssss" and "Fang-u" which shows good manners. It would also be a good idea if he shed his skin before he goes, so his scales look fresh and bright.

It would be a perfect occasion for him to wear a boa tie.

Edit: I just love silly questions and silly answers. They start the day just right.