My Intro is
Team Edward? OR Team Jacob?
Don't get me started on... TWILIGHT! All these crazy obsessed girls that wish they had someone like Edward. SERIOUSLY? A sparkling vampire! He's a dull dead old vampire; the last thing he'll EVER do is SPARKLE! And then there's Jacob... the poor puppy that gets dumped! As for the hordes of 'tween' fans
I don't know how to end it? or improve it? HELP

I want to end it with a 1 Line Sentence
HOW?
Thank You ?