He took off Lincolns hat and started dancing around like an arsehole. So Abe Lincoln called Aarons mom and told on him. Yup.

Then Aaron and his mom and George Bush shoved Lincoln back in his coffin and stuck it the back of their car and drove away. But Lincoln fell out, and rolled rolled rolled down Broadway street.

Finally he stopped, and crawled under a car whimpering and shaking. So this crazy animal lady tried to get him out from under the car saying "Come here girl, come here sweetheart" but Abe wouldn't come so she grabbed him by the neck and started shaking him. Uh-huh.

Then she took him to the trailer park to see if anybody lost him.

Bye bye