My friend says India is worst because they lose everything, then cry
like babies and complain about mechanical seagulls attacking
and magical underground pitch water systems.

Then they go Go-Kart racing instead of practicing.

My friend says Indians are just tired old money whores
who have no respect for themselves or the game.

My friend says the Indian should all drop their pants
at New Delhi airport to let Indian fans kick them when
they return.

Is my friend the truth?