Can Someone Please Explain the Debt Ceiling?

[jony]

Boom, heaRABhot.

[zueignung]

they all look incompetent

[Pull My Finger]

You have a bad habit of snorting store-brand ranch dressing mix. You've already run up a tab with your dealer, and you're close to his limit. However, you're jonesin' pretty bad for dat ranch mix, so you go ahead and hit up the dealer for more.

Now he gets the good stuff, the Hidden Valley brand mix. The jalapeno ranch with the spicy kick that sets your nostrils ablaze with flavor. Unfortunately, you've already bummed too much off of him, so he might not let you have any until you pay up. He might also tell his ranch-dealin' buddies about it, and they won't let you have any either. You start to have withdrawals.

No debt ceiling raise = No ranch mix

[Operation Mindcrime]

don't want to turn this into a l33tpilot troll thread

[lenegal777]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoS52fVtVQM

[IROC-Z!]

you'd first have to make claims about taking graduate level troll classes, yet not being able to make a single logical point on trolling

[Who likes 2 party]

That's expected. You're a woman.

[Refs09]

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[ABmommy]

you're just mad mom's dealership isn't getting any bailouts

[midnitewhispers23]

increasing taxes won't solve shit