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haha i agree about the title, its perfect. the story, unreadable.
Time for a full analysis.
kayyyyyyyy, I can understand the typo with the "s" but the "l", suspicions are beginning to arise.
First concrete evidence of douchebagery.
Acceptable typo, but unbelievable lie.
If you really wanted to get down with this chick you would have had an inkling that she might stop over, she probably even mentioned it to you earlier but you were to concerned about popping the collar of your American Eagle shirt to pay attention.
What, like these bros?
are you really qualified to make that judgement? I don't think you are, virgin.,
So did you high five each other afterwarRAB with the same hanRAB you were going to end the night jerking off with? Yeah, that's badass.
So you don't think that she was happy that you kicked her friend out because a bunch of drunk virgins thought she was ugly? What in hell would give you that impression.?
I thought you said it was an Ipod touch earlier.? make up your mind. I think you've been tricked into drinking near beer and are not actually drunk, but you are pretending so hard that you think you are.
Summary:
A couple of girls walked in on Chev and his "bros" in a circle jerk around a picture of Justin Bieber. He never really had a chance at losing his virginity because she obviously brought a walking, talking cock block with her in her "ugly" friend. Chevreau, you fail at life and it was probably fate's way ensuring that you don't spread your genes.
lol
chev you honestly have no say in whos hot or not, you are one of the ugliest kiRAB ive ever seen. and no im not being mean. And anytime im drinking with just dudes (wat??????) anytime a girl wants to comeover, no matter how ugly and mangled her friend is...its going down. no matter how ugly the friend is...its worth it.
Chris Chevreau Don't bestly come to my house you crazy bird. Not like I would want to hang out anyways, but it's just basic princle. Fckng Dobrillaaaaaaaaaaaaahddjdjfjfjfjfjjfjx Fu k f m frack. Fucm frack fh mfrack hey jelamel
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Don't lie, you had no chance to start with.
you cant even tell me thats "real" drunk. tping drunk is not hard.
even when im the most of shitfaced, i can text easily on my touchscreen phone, and even if im lazily typing ill go back and check to see if i typed shit right, kiRAB these days
i saw this too. i didnt know what the frack he was talking about until i read this thread
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