I know it sounds ridiculous, but there's this b*tch who used to harass me back in middle school and tried to steal my boyfriend and I'm sure she would still harass me of we still went to the same school. I'm just itching for revenge, and I was thinking of mailing my dog's or cat's stool sample to her as a "Christmas present". I'm not putting a return address, because that's just stupid, and it's going to be packaged up and put it in one of those stool sample jars they give you at the vet, so there's really no harm done. If you think I would get in trouble, then please suggest something else I could send or do.